"Global Warming - April 2009 Updates"

Global Warming charadeUpdate - April 06, 2009:

Environmental News Serivce - Global Warming 'Urgent Threat,' Clinton Warns Polar Nations.

""Global warming has already had enormous effects on our planet, and we have no time to lose in tackling this crisis," U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton told the first-ever joint session of the Arctic Council and the Antarctic Treaty Consultative Meeting, which opened its two-week conference today."

We agree, those growing ice shelves in both the Arctic and Antarctic are certainly enormous.


Update - April 11, 2009:

Time - Cows with Gas: India's Global-Warming Problem.

"Indolent cows languidly chewing their cud while befuddled motorists honk and maneuver their vehicles around them is an image as stereotypically Indian as saffron-clad holy men and the Taj Mahal. Now, however, India's ubiquitous cows of which there are 283 million, more than anywhere else in the world are assuming a more menacing role as they become part of the climate-change debate."

The article goes on to tell us how underweight and poorly fed all these cows are. Because of this they create even more greenhouse gasses. But on April 21st (see below) we're told fat people add to greenhouse gasses. So for the record fat people and skinny cows are bad for the planet. Let's take all the fat peoples food and give it to the cows, problem solved.


Update - April 18, 2009:

The Australian - Change is a cold certainty.

"Russian sea captain Dimitri Zinchenko has been steering ships through the pack ice of Antarctica for three decades and is waiting to see evidence of the global warming about which he has heard so much.

Zinchenko's vessel, the Spirit of Enderby, was commissioned in January last year to retrace the steps of the great Antarctic explorer Ernest Shackleton, marking the century of his Nimrod expedition of 1907-09.

Spirit of Enderby was blocked by a wall of pack ice at the entrance to the Ross Sea, about 400km short of Shackleton's base hut at Cape Royds. Zinchenko says it was the first time in 15 years that vessels were unable to penetrate the Ross Sea in January. The experience was consistent with his impression that pack ice is expanding, not contracting, as would be expected in a rapidly warming world. "I see just more and more ice, not less ice."

This global warming denier obviously hasn't heard that global warming causes temperature drops and massive ice flows as it wreaks it's imaginary havoc on the world.


Update - April 20, 2009:

Forbes - American Apathy And Global Warming.

"We care about the environment, but we don't tell pollsters it's a priority."

Perhaps the masses who are about to become serfs see the charade and realize the emperor has no clothes?


Update - April 21, 2009:

Fox News - Do Fat People Cause Global Warming?

"The rising number of fat people was blamed for global warming on Monday.

Scientists warned that the increase in big eaters means more food production a major cause of CO2 gas emissions warming the planet.

Overweight people are also more likely to drive, adding to environmental damage."

How long before we're told we have to restrict our breathing to reduce global warming. No running, exercise or anything else that might increase our metabolic rate. Probably best to just sit in front of the computer and play fantasy games. Oh wait, that's probably the cause of all the obesity in the first place. Oh well, we're doomed either way. Might as well open up the fridge and let the cold air spill out while making a Dagwood sandwich and enjoy!


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